Three Little Words

Sofa.  His Living Room.  On the verge of splitting up.  2010. Him: “Ha!  Like Rafiki and Simba?” Me: “Who?” Him: “From The Lion King. Rafiki, he lifts Simba, remember?” Me: “Never seen it”   Jeez, I’ve never seen him more outraged since the Marks & Spencer chocolate milk debacle (to cut a long, calorie laden…